i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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