Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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