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Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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