ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Randomize
