Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
vagina is talking i cant
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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