I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian