so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it was like eating out sand paper
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.