On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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