Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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