remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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