At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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