Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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