so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just want nice things and good sex
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
