All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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