so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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