I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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