The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
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Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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