omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize