My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
