I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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