im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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