it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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