i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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