turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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