Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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