Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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