i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.