its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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