why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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