I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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