Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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