you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Randomize