dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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