And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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