Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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