I am puke
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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