there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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