D3 body, D1 cock
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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