this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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