She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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