She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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