I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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