Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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