Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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