Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
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Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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