Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
