wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
