I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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