Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.