we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Can you bring me the toilet please
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...