it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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