I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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