Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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