and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
