Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Dignity is for republicans.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
What changed your mind?
Being sober
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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