I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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