She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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