I must be too annoying 4 u.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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