Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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